Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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