So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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