WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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