Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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