talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I wear drunk well.
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