How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
my being single is dangerous.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Randomize
