It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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