Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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