There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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