He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We named our party play list daddy issues
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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