doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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