Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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