i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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