Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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