Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I need to align my fucking chakras
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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