it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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