What a fucking waste of an outfit
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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