i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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