Whod you bang
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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