So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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