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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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