All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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