Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Randomize