why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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