kristin has been a bad kristin
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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