He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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