But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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