i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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