so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
This baby is an asshole
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
