and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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