I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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