Non-Jews are for practice
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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