Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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