Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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