spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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