Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so let's talk penis.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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