Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Where is the hickey?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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