So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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