just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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