I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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