there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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