shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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