im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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