that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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