No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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