yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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