There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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