So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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