i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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