just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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