It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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