That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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