dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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